Queensland State of Origin fan pisses on seat during match.
this is me
carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero.
only in today do we trust.
if you know me in realy life click here • Ask me anything
étoiles filantes
carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero.
only in today do we trust.
if you know me in realy life click here • Ask me anything
étoiles filantes
Tattoo of Leviticus 18:22 forbidding homosexuality: $200
Not knowing that Leviticus 19:28 forbids tattoos: Priceless
(via dollydoctor)
Montreal student protesters baiting riot police with donuts.
aaaaand heres canada
#raise your hand if you love canada #everyone should be raising their hand
I bet those donuts don’t taste like freedom
(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)
my health teacher asked for different ways to prevent pregnancy and i said “do it in the butt” and i got extra credit because no one has ever said that before
(Source: jordpan, via fatpeoplemakemehappy)
look at these potatoes even though they have different skin colours they are still friends we should all act more like potatoes
(Source: maraquas, via fatpeoplemakemehappy)
How I hear Sofia Vergara's Covergirl commercial:
| Sofia Vergara: | BOARD WIDTH CHORE JUAN TRIC LIPSTIC? DEN LID A DUBBLE LIVE! WIDTH NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL. CREAMY COLLAR ON JUAN END, CHIMMERY COLLAR ON THE UTTER. SO YOU CAN FLEP CHORE LOOK FROM DA MANURE TO DAIRY. NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL. |
